Reality TV’s favorite married couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are supposed to be getting a divorce and are supposedly “separated.” However……the two were briefly detained at an airport TOGETHER in Costa Rica over the weekend (Sat. Sep 11) for illegal possession of firearms after security officers found two unloaded handguns in the couple’s luggage.

Airport police chief Otto Arrietta says the former stars of MTV’s “The Hills” hadn’t declared the weapons and didn’t have necessary legal permits to have them in Costa Rica. The estranged couple, who had been in Costa Rica since August 14th, were detained for questioning but were released and allowed to leave the country the same day.

But forget about the guns …. why the hell was a supposedly “separated” couple spending time together outside of the country for NEARLY A MONTH??? Spencer! Heidi! You got some ’splaining to do!!! (in Ricky Ricardo voice)