As the old burrito saying goes -- whomever smelt it, imagined it.

Okay, maybe that's not really a saying. But it's what Kim Kardashian is insisting after media reports that her "giant burrito" made a recent First Class flight "odoriferous." Kardashian has attempted to clear the air on her personal blog.

"This never happened and these quotes made me laugh," she wrote. "This is just hysterical."

"It baffles me that someone actually came up with this."
The Enquirer story in question quotes a "High-in-the-Sky-Spy" and states that Kardashian made the First Class section smell "like a Mexican bean factory." Someone even allegedly barked about it to a stewardess and then everyone "quietly cranked their air ducts on full blast" after the offending item was disposed of. That's how bad the stank was.

Kardashian makes a defense that's pretty airtight. 1) She "absolutely hate(s) burritos." 2) She has never brought "Mexican food on a plane."

Case closed on this unless someone brings security footage of Kardashian happily enjoying a burrito or lugging Taco Bell onto a plane.

But the mystery remains -- who did bring the odoriferous burrito on the LAX flight that was so putrid that people hallucinated seeing reality star Kim Kardashian?